Nothing like cleaning a strangers vomit off a couch to sober you up.
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha @lovelevan
Fuck you don’t enter a walmart w/o proof of purchase and try to return a dvd do you? #autobodyshop #crazypeople
We just had a very loud and hysteric argument with a customer who didn’t have a reciept. Haha she threatened to call channel 3. #crazypeople
Demoted to the kids table. #thehungergames #fuckthis #hahahajkhappyfathersday #ihateeveryone #kreayshawn
It’s irrational but, i hate when people tell me what to do. A fucking ‘please’ can make a big difference.
Woke up very surprised that my voice was still present, my ears still work and I can still stand up. #awesomenight #japandroids
Adrenaline Night Shift! #Japandroids
Tallest guy in class, 23 minutes late and sits down in front of me. Thanks alphabro, didn’t want to see anything in front of me anyways.
Maroon 5 knows how to stay relevant by referencing obsolete things like 70 year old rock stars and payphones. Target audience?
Woke up late, car is blocked, no gas, late for class. Yup feels like a Monday.
This guy’s ear infection is making it difficult to eat right now.
In hindsight, I may have overreacted a bit. #thehungergames
Thanks asshole thay ate my goddamn sushi. Go fuck yourself you ruined my fucking day. My fucking birthday. I’ve only been home an hour and you already ate my shit. You cant even admit it? Seems i cant trust anyone at home. Fuck you, go eat a dick and not my food.
I wanna say thanks for all the b’day wishes everyone, and thanks to my friends, brothers, sisters, and cousins that made today good. You know, for just being there or calling me up. Also thank you sushi, beer, taco trucks, and i wanna especially thank blob for anti-acids.
Yeah, class? Today? Nah uh.
“You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.” “That’s the nicest thing anybody’s said to me” Goon is so funny, so so funny.
That idiot that aggressively passes you and weaves through trafiic just to end up right next to you four lights down.
TACO TRUCK!!!! #thehungergames